FRIENDS cracks me up all the time! LOL

FRIENDS never fails to make me Laugh Out Loud!

Monica: Also, just so you know, I'm not making a turkey this year.

Joey: What?

Monica: Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey...

Joey: Phoebe!

Phoebe: Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals.

Joey: No, they're not! They're ugly and stupid and delicious!

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Rachel: Are you saying that women can't do it?

Joey: Women can do it; you can't.

Rachel: Monica, will you please tell Joey that he's a pig?

Monica: [to Joey] You're a pig. [to Rachel] You can't do it.

Rachel: Well, I found the hardware store by myself!

Joey: The hardware store's just down the street.

Rachel: [pause] There's a hardware store down the street?

~ Friends are like pee in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants. LOL.